Patches the Pirate

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Patches the Pirate

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Available on Amazon!

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 Patches the Pirate (3 book series) Paperback Edition 

Available on Amazon!

Available on Amazon!Available on Amazon!Available on Amazon!

 Patches the Pirate (3 book series) Paperback Edition 

Events

05/30/2025

Artisans' Market at Plantation Walk

5pm

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9pm

321 N University Dr., Plantation, FL 33322

Event Details

05/30/2025

Artisans' Market at Plantation Walk

Ahoy, mateys! Join us at the Plantation Walk Artisans Market every Friday evening! We'll be there with our children's books, ready to share ...

Event Details

5pm

-

9pm

321 N University Dr., Plantation, FL 33322

About Us

Our Story

We’re Keri and Patches, a husband-and-wife author team who discovered the joy of writing children’s books by accident. Inspired by real-life adventures and our best friend Scarlett "Scar", we create stories filled with heart, humor, and a touch of mischief. Patches, a disabled United States Marine Corps veteran, brings resilience and his playful personality to our characters—most notably Captain Patches, who shares his knack for being easily distracted and sometimes clumsy, but always kind.


Our mission is to inspire joy, curiosity, and kindness through imaginative stories that celebrate life’s simple but profound lessons. With every book, we aim to leave the world a little better than we found it, one childlike laugh or thoughtful moment at a time.  

Our Team

At the heart of our team is the partnership between Keri and Patches. Together, we combine creativity, imagination, and a love of storytelling. Patches’ experiences and sense of humor meet Keri’s warmth and vision, making our collaboration truly special. And let’s not forget our official mascot, Scar, who is a constant source of inspiration and endless cuddles. 

 

Our illustrator, Sergii, is the magic behind bringing our characters to life. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for capturing the heart of every tale, his artwork transforms our ideas into vibrant, unforgettable worlds.

"I Can" Illustration Agency 


Editor, Sirah Jarocki, has been the backbone of our journey, offering guidance and thoughtful suggestions while respecting our creative process. Her knowledge and experience are invaluable in helping us navigate the world of children's books.


Together, we create stories that leap off the page and into the hearts of readers everywhere.

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In the Words of Our Readers

Great Book!

Every child should have this book!

Educating young people

 This is the CUTEST book! I bought it for my cousin. Of course I had to read it first. I really enjoyed it. This would be a great book for a kid and parent to enjoy together. There’s a great lesson in the story. 10/10 well worth the $! 

 - Terry 

Educating young people

Every child should have this book!

Educating young people

 Love This Book! The pages open up so easily because of the vibrant colors. Easy for a young person to follow along, even better if the child is reading to you. Can’t wait to introduce Captain Patches and his pup Scar, to my great grandson! 

- Ava

Every child should have this book!

Every child should have this book!

Every child should have this book!

 Such a lovely book with a great message + wonderful illustration! Every child should have this book! - Talin

So much fun!

Highly Recommend!

Every child should have this book!

 Wow! This book was a hilarious, non-stop adventure. I didn’t know what I expected from the combination of Santa + Pirates, but this book exceeded anything I could have imagined. I’m getting copies for every little kid next Christmas for sure. Still chuckling! - Dr. G 

Manners Matter!

Highly Recommend!

Highly Recommend!

 Oh, my goodness what a wonderfully written book! Manners do matter and how the story was laid out had humor and lessons that can be learned. These authors show their passion with each and every book they write. Keep doing what you’re doing Patches, Keri, and Scar. - N.C. Ariens

Highly Recommend!

Highly Recommend!

Highly Recommend!

I've purchased all the books for my grandson, and he loves them. His mom said he wants them as his bedtime story every night. 

At lunch yesterday, he was telling us all about using manners. These books are definitely having an impact on this 4-year-old! - Christina

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Drop us a message—your feedback and connections mean the world to us and inspire our next adventures. 


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